Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
