Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
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