Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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