I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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