hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
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