i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
The ass gains better be worth it
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