You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Randomize
