Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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