We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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