Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
and she was petting her beer can
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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