Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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