i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
I am naked and annoyed.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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