Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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