windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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