did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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