maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Randomize
