I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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