wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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