JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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