If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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