My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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