I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
this is an emotional support booty call
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
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