well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I don't think brook has ever known best
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
