he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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