# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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