problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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