Don't you send me to vm
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Randomize
