I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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