She's JV to your varsity
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I think people are normalizing furries
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