how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
i think i just lost a toe
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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