I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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