I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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