You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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