corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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