Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Say something about gay babies.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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