When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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