He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
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its like you know when i get waxed
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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