Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
She announced her abortion via fbk
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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