Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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