We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
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