Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
if you like me you must not know who I am
I want to walk on stilts...naked
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Randomize