whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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