So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Just high enough for therapy.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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