why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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