It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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