When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
You took a bar mat shot.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Randomize
