covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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