I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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