Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize