I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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