is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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