before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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