Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I need a burrito and a hug.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
