We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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