There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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