You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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